Wife: 'What are you doing?'妻：你在作什麼啊？Husband : Nothing.夫：沒作什麼。Wife : 'Nothing....? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？Wife : 'Yes or no.'妻：要或不要。------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look atyour picture and the problem disappears.'夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem canthere be greater than this one?'夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all yourworries, troubles and lighten your burden.'女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.'子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。_____________________________________________________________
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if myfather hadn't left me a fortune?'一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTERWHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty faceor my sexy body?'妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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