Her Mexican maid asked for a pay increase, Mrs. White was very upset aboutthis and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, SENora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
'The first is that I iron better than you.'
Mrs: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Mrs: ˜Oh. 'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Mrs: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.' Mrs: 'OH!.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you....
Mrs: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
Mrs: Would doubling your pay be enough?
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